Chuck Norris Jokes

Does anyone else enjoy Chuck Norris Jokes? I do.
Here are a few:

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Every night the Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Why is this topic here?

Because it is off topic and this is the off topic section....

I agree with Avatar. Why this topic?

Because it's off topic and chuck norris joke are great if you do not have something constructive to post then don't post at all.

Fine.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chortle.

Apparantly I'm not aloud to ask questions.

I don't quite understand. Explain.

Your aloud to ask questions just try and ask intelligent questions.

Here's a couple more:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. The only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was not caused by as nuclear bomb. Chuck simply needed a Toilet.

Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the TV show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.

One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.

I love these.
Chortle

Deminishment wrote:

Your aloud to ask questions just try and ask intelligent questions.

Asking the complete existence of something is one of the most intelligent questions any being can ask.

Still can not decide.

Chuck Norris does not style his hair, it lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could Chuck Norris? ALL OF IT

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he does not lift himself up, he pushes the planet away.


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